Morecambe v Port Vale?

[marky No.1]

Its -15 in my fridge

It was that on top of Shap ........ !!!

Now I'm confused

Why was his fridge on Shap?

[RedRedWine1]

Hopefully if the sun does get out for a few hours our three sided stadium complete with main stand roof that doesn't protect the first 5 or so rows form the elements, should be like a sun trap.

In all seriousness I hope its on. Last Saturday was crap with no football to look forward to. Will Phil "The Power" Taylor and Robbie "knobhead" Williams be up to cheer on the Valiants? I hope so. If the game is rubbish again at least The Power can give everybody some light entertainment by lobbing under-stakers a Capaldi.... magic darts!!!

[marky No.1]

It is worrying that there is more entertainment on here than there is on the pitch. What next a jacuzzi on the centrespot?

[morecambe mick]

Its -15 in my fridge

That's not cold enough, needs to be -18.
Ice cream starts to lose its consistancy at -16, hence why your ice cream comes out all frosty and iced up.

[RedRedWine1]

Ice Cream? Fridge? Baggy Trousers!!!