Y fronts and Flipflops in the Shower

[CASS]

I need some help..I have been asked to produce a list of "Fines" for our local Football Club
(Corinthians). Apart from the obvious things,Dirty Boots etc I am looking to add some more novel offences. Can you help please.

[Sam]

I had a look round Chesterfields changing room last season and noticed Jack Lester was racking up a large fine for wearing flip-flops, 2 quid a time.

Giving the ball away whilst wearing coloured boots should carry a hefty fine!

[jonnythedog]

If my rugby team is anything to go by, I'm sure that if you hit people for general stupidity or acting like a bit of a numpty you'll have enough money for a new ground in no time.

Hairstyles.
Being an angry wasp during training, at a game or on a night out.
Arguing with the ref.
Not wearing team attire.
Booked.
Red Cards.
Injured
Applauding Frank Lampard for any reason.

Basically you should be looking at it as if you want to fine everyone for one reason or another...

[Morectalk]

Hairyest back in the shower !!!!!

[USA Shrimp]

Attempting to score with any or all of the following:

-overhead kick
-bicycle kick
-backheel
-that stupid thing that Ronaldo does when he puts his right leg behind his left leg instead of just using his left leg to kick the ball
-shot from near half way line
-taking keeper on in a two-on-one instead of passing to an unmarked teammate who would be clear on goal

UNLESS of course, the goal is scored then all is forgiven.

As for off-field activities... Fines for the following:

- chatting up a bird and failing / not getting a number / snog / whatever
- spilling your beer
- spilling someone else's beer = double fine
- talking about work
- talking about your relationship
- talking about reality TV

Then of course you just make up rules that have to be followed. For example, at ten minutes past the hour all collars on shirts have to be popped up. Last person to do it is fined.

From half past the hour to 45 minutes past the hour all drinks must be held in left hand.

When the 'phrase of the tour' is uttered by anyone a certain action must be performed. Last man to do it is fined. For example, "Ma... the meatloaf... we want it now!" everyone has to stand on their left leg and slap the forehead of a fellow tourist. You know, stupid stuff like that.

[Curly]

Chewing, running in corridors, throwing your bag down the stairs.